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7 Comments on “Contact”

  1. Paul Abrahams

    So it’s only women who take care of themselves is it? Same old, same old. You whinge about labelling, but are the first (and worst) at doing it. In an age when your health issues are highlighted by the reports of higher numbers smoking and the rise of alcohol consumption, you think it’s funny to belittle those who take their health seriously .Good old stereotyping is a must for those who can’t “prove” their point any other way. IF it’s all the same to you, I’ll stick to being a gym bunny as it’s my life, I’ll live it MY way and I’ll try to live it as long as I can. AND I do what I want, not what anyone says.

  2. James Kirsney

    If you want a misandrist perspective, look no further to Katy Horwood.
    Exhibit A : http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/17/why-shaving-off-your-pubic-hair-will-not-make-your-penis-look-bigger-4990789/

    In the article she details how men’s penises are not attractive and that men shaving their privates makes them ugly. Yet, women’s private parts are neat and tidy. Now imagine if someone had written that the opposite way. The backlash from the feminists would be incredible.

    Her narrow-minded view of thinking is clearly outlined in this terribly degrading article. She doesn’t bother to ask men why they shave their privates. Maybe they LIKE IT that way? Maybe it makes them feel cleaner? Nope. None of that. To her it’s ugly and unappealing so it should be done.

    Hands of male sexuality, Ms. Horwood.

  3. Macca

    Saw article today in Observer – went to site in idle curiosity. Laughed. Read a bit more, laughed again. Got pissed off so wrote a post. More laughing. Great job Katy – thanks

  4. Lancelot Narayan

    In response to your latest tweet, I’m a separated Dad living in London. My daughter (6) lives with her Mother in Scotland. I only get to see her every other month.

    I think that if my girl lived with me, which would make me a single Dad, I’d probably be a great boyfriend. As it stands, dating me is like going out with an angry wasp who’s been sprayed with insecticide.


  5. Kati


    here are my 10 reasons why older men make bad boyfriends to young women (as requested):

    1. Guys who date younger women will always want to date younger women, meaning that the woman they date will, sooner or later, become too old for them. Result: heartbreak.

    2. Old men like peace and quiet. Instead of clubbing, they want to stay home and watch TV and eat home cooked meals. This may feel nice at first but trust me – it gets pretty boring after a while. Result: conflict of interests.

    3. Old men don’t have too many years ahead of them. Men live shorter lives than women anyway and if the woman is much younger than her man, the woman will find herself alone again, sooner or later. Which can be a good thing, given that an old cranky man can be a bit…tiring to live with (in the long run). Result: Early widowhood. Or singlehood.

    4. Old men have health issues. Always. They also tend to make a fuss of their health issues. It can feel quite Florence Nightingaleish at first to make sure the old dude takes his pills and to watch his sodium intake and to massage his aching joints but there are other things a young woman should do with her mate. Result: Second thoughts.

    5. Old men can find it hard to cope with young kids, should these appear as a result of the love affair. Result: Exhaustion. Both sides.

    6. Old men and younger women can be a serious sexual misfit. Seriously. There are blue pills to take care of some issues but not all of them. Result: Sexual frustration

    7. Old men get older. The charming silver fox is well on his way to becoming a white shaking fox. You really want to spend your best years with an oldster? Result: A shocking discovery that you really belong to different generations.

    8. Old men get retired or are retired already. They want to play golf, move to Florida to hang out with other senior citizens who understand what it was like in the 70´s (without Internet and mobile phones) and who get their jokes. Result: Utter boredom.

    9. Old men sleep a lot. Alone. And they often snore. Result: Too much me-time for a person who is in a relationship.

    10. Lastly and most importantly: Old men should hang out with old women. Period. A Finnish poet wrote a beautiful column of old hippie males who need old hippie females by their sides instead of young women because it takes an old hippie to understand one. Old folks have a lot f life behind them and they are not scared of each other’s ailments or annoyed by each other’s old habits and oddities. As an old person (I am 57) I find it rather wonderful to share my oldhood with another old being who still sees in me the hippie girl I have always been and loves my wrinkles and grey hair just as I love his. Result: Peace, harmony and a world the way it should be.


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