Yikes, Denise Welch semi-naked. Somebody make it stop. According to the Daily Mail this morning, the bikini clad fifty-seven-year-old was newsworthy enough to make the proverbial front pages and was described as looking ‘stunning’ ‘simply sensational’ with an ‘age defying form’. Eh? Now, make no mistake, the woman doesn’t … Read More
Selfies – And Why I F***ing Hate Them.
This morning as my alarm went off, rather than jump out of bed with the joys of spring about my person, I decided, as is my routine most mornings, to scroll through my social media accounts. I’m on all the usual apps – Facebook for friends, Twitter for strangers and … Read More
The Only New Year’s Resolutions You Need to Make
So the new year is upon us and, no doubt your New Year’s resolutions have been made by now. Urgg, stop it immediately. Is there anything more dull than a person who swears off anything remotely pleasurable (i.e. booze) for the foreseeable future? Apart from the fact that only 8% … Read More
Why The ‘Barbie Selfie’ Sums Up Everything That’s Wrong With Beauty Aspirations Today.
According to Closer magazine today, there is such a thing as a ‘Barbie selfie’ and it is something which is increasingly popular amongst celebrities. Selfies themselves are gross. The fact that people see it as normal behaviour to spend their day/holiday/life snapping away at themselves in order that friends (normal … Read More
Lauren Goodger – The Ultimate Basic Bitch
As a general rule, I prefer not to write about members of TOWIE – I take great pride in never having watched a full episode of the wretched show and my heart bleeds every time I see a cast member thrust into the public domain by the media. Why do … Read More
Katie Hopkins – The beast we created.
For a few moments last week I got quite excited, Katie Hopkins went quiet and I foolishly hoped that the backlash of outrage, after a recent publicity stunt regarding migrants being illegally shipped to Italy, had made her finally decided to shut her gob and leave as all in peace. … Read More