Porn Again …

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I am quite sure I need not remind you of my thoughts on pornography. For those of you who are new to my blog, understand this much, there are several things in life I hold in high esteem with regards to general entertainment and mental sanity preservation. White wine is one such thing, pornography, another.

 Do not misunderstand, my life involves more than drunkard masturbation sessions (Oh, that life were that pleasurable.) but I think, used in moderation, both vices can be highly enjoyable. Naturally like anything fun in life they have their pitfalls, wine  can be highly addictive, devastating for one’s well being when used in excess and a bastard for the waist line. But porn?  Surely we’re free to still enjoy a bit of hardcore anal with a nice cup of tea and slice of Victoria sponge? … a bit of harmless viewing on a Saturday night (Monday night /Tuesday night/Wednesday night/ Thur…. So shoot me, I get horny sometimes.)

Not so, apparently. Worryingly, not only will sugar make us old, steak give us cancer, wine destroy our lives, but now sex will ruin us too. 

I recently read an interesting piece from Cosmopolitan discussing the very same subject and according to the ‘experts’ not only is porn watching on the increase (with 70% of men aged 18 – 34 admitting to using porn at least once a month … randy little buggers.) but it has become -

“A ticking time bomb in relationships and is crushing men’s and women’s confidence in the bedroom. More and more men are suffering from performance anxiety because of the ‘impressive’ feats they see in porn, whilst women feel insecure about their bodies and feel pressured to ‘perform’.”

According to Cosmopolitan, ‘vanilla’ sex has become less desirable, while porn addiction is on the increase. 

A problem indeed. Fortunately, people, I have the solution. 

You’re watching the wrong porn. 

I would no sooner, select a mainstream Hollywood porn blockbuster to watch with my partner than I would suggest a threesome with Pamela Anderson with the lights on. Of course you’re going to feel shit about yourself when the sexual protagonist is a 6 foot blonde with less hair on her vagina than a Barbie and a waist the size of a 6 year olds. Make no mistake, you will look like a readers wife from Warrington in comparison and of course your significant other is likely to dump you in favour of searching the north east of England for his very own walking, talking, shagging doll (good luck with that one). You will have no one but yourself to blame. 

No, dear reader, the way to enjoy porn is to get him on the home video buzz. Google it and you will find a hole myriad of pale, dimpled Eastern Europeans, butts in the air begging for more. These are the woman you want to be compared to. Body issues? Dear Lord, you’ll feel like Kate Moss in comparison. 


And if what Psychosexual therapist Karen Lobb-Rossini says is true “More and more young people (girls as well as boys) are learning about sex through porn, and it’s having a devastating effect on their perception of themselves and their bodies.” Then that can only result in a win win situation. You and your partner reap the lustrous fruits of shared hardcore porn sessions and you realise that actually, naked, you are more than satisfactory in comparison to Olga from Lithuanian.

Not only will this solution actually enhance your sex life but if will also save you hundreds of pounds on self esteem counselling and Slimming World classes, what’s not to love!
Porn, like any vice will only have a devastating effect on one’s body image and life if you let it. Like anything fun, it will inevitably become detrimental when used to excess. My advice? Keep it real, keep it shared,  and remember, hardcore porn is fun, kids! … enjoy wisely. 



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