I received a random text from an ex-boyfriend today. We broke up well over a year ago, my call. We spent a good number of months together and the relationship started off well. Unfortunately however as the months progressed I found myself becoming increasingly annoyed by various aspects of his … Read More

After a week away in Spain I would like to say I am back in the country feeling rested and rejuvenated. Unfortunately not, I spent the week eating my own body weight in carbohydrates, drank more Vina Sol than I thought humanly possible and managed, in the quietest village on … Read More

I think one-night stands are highly under-rated; there is something deliciously frivolous and fun about sharing a night of passion with a man you barely know. So long as they leave before dawn and you don’t have to make the awful ‘so then? …’ chit chat then everyone’s a winner. … Read More

Recently I went on holiday and met a man. Ok so it came to nothing but we started chatting on the beach, arranged to meet that night and got to know each other over a couple of days, it was blissful, not because he was Mr Right, fantastically good looking … Read More

I think we should all calm down about Kate Middleton. Every time I open a magazine these days there’s a double spread on her clothes/hair/teeth/hat/shoes. There’s no denying she’s a jammy cow for landing the plumiest job in the country but really, does a skinny Sloane really warrant such adoration? … Read More

3 weeks ago I gave up smoking. I love a fag but felt that at the ripe old age of 34 and with a full set of expensive veneers in my mouth, I should bid farewell to a trusted and loyal friend and start following government guidelines. Needless to say … Read More

I’m not Cheryl Coles biggest fan, far from it in fact. I think she’s a pretty-ish lass whose luck is far bigger than her voice will ever be. For some unknown reason and despite an episode of racially aggravated assault she was plucked from total Gordie obscurity, told to drop … Read More

I shared my ex boyfriend with somebody else. She had lovely thick hair, was full of energy and loyal to the grave. She loved long walks in the park and curling up by the fire on cold winter nights. They were a match made in heaven, he was smitten and … Read More

Six months ago I had my boobs done. After breast-feeding a ravenous baby for 6 months I decided that restoring them to their former glory was the only way forward. You try your best by Ma Nature to ensure your child has the best start in life and what do … Read More

People find it hard to believe I like older, nay OLD men. I was probably the only girl to online date and age lie upwards, try to date and man in their 60’s when you are 33 and people presume, quite understandably, that there is a motive behind your preference, … Read More